Quantum Quirkiness Seeker Gifts

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Shrodinger's cat: I may or many not be missing.

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Time Travel Research Lab

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Schrodinger's kittens

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."