Quantum Quirk Seeker Gifts

Scientist feels down back of sofa, saying: 'I think I've found the Higgs boson!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

Complexity Made Simple.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Doubledecker bus stop

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Time Travel Research Lab

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

Schrodinger's kittens

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Shrodinger's cat: I may or many not be missing.