Quantum Quirk Seeker Gifts

Scientist feels down back of sofa, saying: 'I think I've found the Higgs boson!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

Complexity Made Simple.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

Doubledecker bus stop

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Shrodinger's cat: I may or many not be missing.

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Time Travel Research Lab