Qualitative Quirk-seeker Gifts

You'd be surprised at the number of disruptive participants we get at these focus groups.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Hay Rides $10

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

Doubledecker bus stop

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"I can't eat all that."

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

The Hollowdays.

"This place is famous for the way they serve eggs."

"He would rather die than salivate!"

"Just even it out."

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

'Gone Crazy'

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

Nightmare in the yellow-breasted bunting aviary: Mrs. Havesham is back and this time she means business.

The first marsupial.

"Mom!!"