Qualitative Quirk-seeker Prints

You'd be surprised at the number of disruptive participants we get at these focus groups.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Hay Rides $10

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Doubledecker bus stop

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"I can't eat all that."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

"He would rather die than salivate!"

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

"Just even it out."

"This place is famous for the way they serve eggs."

The Hollowdays.

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

'Gone Crazy'

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"

"Mom!!"

The first marsupial.

Nightmare in the yellow-breasted bunting aviary: Mrs. Havesham is back and this time she means business.

'Sculptor'

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