Musical Quirk Seeker Gifts

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Doubledecker bus stop

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

The Hollowdays.

"This place is famous for the way they serve eggs."

"Just even it out."

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

The Troubadour

'Gone Crazy'

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'Sculptor'

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"Mom!!"

'What happened to the little flute?'

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"