Musical Curiosity Seeker Gifts

"I'm worried about little Johnny, I found these jazz mags under his bed."

At the Museum

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

The discovery of electricity...

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Eureka!

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Viola player coming through!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Ostrich Curoisities

'Secondhand smoke.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Plasma Ball

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Museum of Bones

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.