Morbid Curiosity Seeker Gifts

"No wonder we could get tickets."

"Pretty good turnout for a Monday."

"She looks so natural, although I prefer cremation."

'Oh...him...obituary columns as usual.'

At the Museum

Thinking Gears

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

The discovery of electricity...

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Eureka!

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Ostrich Curoisities

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'Secondhand smoke.'

Plasma Ball

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Museum of Bones

Dr. Peabody took on the most challenging research projects.

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"Don't even think about it."

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."