Morbid Curiosity Club Gifts

Screams may be recorded for training purposes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Can I get a box for this?'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Death Watch

'Those are interesting questions Timmy. I suggest you ask your search engine.'

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

"Your morbid curiosity about the afterlife is scaring the children."

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

"Spoiler alert! You won't be needing those warm clothes."

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

Death model.

"No wonder we could get tickets."

"Pretty good turnout for a Monday."

Deja Voodoo.

"Boy I like the sound of requiem music..."

"She looks so natural, although I prefer cremation."

With smoking banned, what left for me to look forward to? Just drinking myself to death?

Mark Casey 1966 - 1998: Thirty-seventh idiot to have the crap stomped out of him in Pamplona.

"Mom, Dad – this is Gloria."

'Oh-oh, rigor mortis... that ain't good.'

Sunday afternoon in the library. The awkward science which comes from not having had a weekend murder to accuse anyone of committing.

'Barlow must be the dessert.'

Undertaker's Staff Party (drinks are on the hearse).

'Well, the good news is, our signal fire seems to have worked...'

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

"Bring me more 'Death Gray'!"