"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"
Morbid Humor Collector Gifts
Looking for something special for the morbid humor collector who appreciates dark comedy with a creative twist? Our collection features cleverly designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that embrace a love for the macabre with wit and style. Perfect for those who see humor in the unusual and enjoy showcasing their dark sense of fun. Whether it’s a laugh-inducing mug or a bold print, find a gift that truly resonates with their unique tastes and creative spirit.
"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
'Bert's dog training.'
'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'
'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!
'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'
"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."
Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.
Cake Free Zone
"Eat me"
',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'
"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."
"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."
'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'
A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.
Vegetarian Birds
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'
Mulching Vacuum Cleaner
'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'
Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'
Easter Island Shades...
"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"
A watch face with Stonehenge
The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.
"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"
Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?
Bathroom Fairy
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
Vanna White: The Later Years.
Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'
'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'
Morbid Humor Collector Gifts Collection
Morbid Humor Collector Mugs
Enjoy browsing our collection of morbid humor mugs for more darkly funny designs that are both witty and whimsical.
Morbid Humor Collector Pillows
Find morbid humor pillows that add a witty and darkly amusing touch to your living space or gift collection.
Morbid Humor Collector Prints
Check out our morbid humor prints to find unique, darkly funny artwork that makes a creative statement in any room.
Morbid Humor Collector T-Shirts
Discover a range of morbid humor t-shirts that combine dark comedy with creative style, perfect for any enthusiast of the macabre.