"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."
Rude Humor Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift that matches the sharp wit and bold personality of the rude humor collector? Our selection of playful, edgy products is designed to bring a smile and maybe a blush. From humorous mugs to cheeky t-shirts and snarky prints, find something that celebrates their love for provocative comedy and bold expressions. These gifts are ideal for anyone who appreciates humor that’s a little bit naughty and a lot funny, making every day a little more mischievous.
"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
A Q&A with President Obama over jobs
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
'Bert's dog training.'
'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'
'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.
"Eat me"
Cake Free Zone
',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'
"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."
"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."
'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'
Vegetarian Birds
A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.
Mulching Vacuum Cleaner
'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'
'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'
Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'
Easter Island Shades...
"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"
A watch face with Stonehenge
'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'
The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.
"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"
Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?
You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."
Bathroom Fairy
Vanna White: The Later Years.
Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'
'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'
Rude Humor Collector Gifts Collection
Rude Humor Collector Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for the rude humor collector. Find that cheeky cup that makes every coffee break more fun.
Rude Humor Collector Pillows
Brighten up their home with amusing pillows designed for the rude humor fan. Fun, bold, and undeniably cheerful.
Rude Humor Collector Prints
Add some snark to their wall art. Our prints are full of wit and humor, ideal for the collector with a naughty streak.
Rude Humor Collector T-Shirts
Discover hilarious t-shirts that match the bold personality of the rude humor enthusiast. Perfect for expressing their sharp wit and playful attitude.