Ironic Humor Collector Gifts

Anti-Capitalism T-shirts for sale.

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

'Before you get any ideas, you're not in my will.'

'Damn, and I'm out of change!'

'He really wanted to be cremated. . .'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Bert's dog training.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Vegetarian Birds

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Cake Free Zone

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Eat me"

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Easter Island Shades...

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'