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'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Doubledecker bus stop

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

"Just even it out."

The Hollowdays.

"This place is famous for the way they serve eggs."

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

'Gone Crazy'

The Troubadour

Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

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'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

'What happened to the little flute?'

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'Sculptor'

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"