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Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Cycling with a harp case

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Xylophone Icicles.

Cornucopia Horns.

Crunk

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Parisian Misguided Tours.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

Pianist

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

I told you I lost it in the sun.

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"Too bad we're on hole sixteen."

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Guide to Musical Instrument Fish

Lady on balcony dumps musical notes on singer.

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

"For this, I gave up the piano?"

Clarinet Playing Hunter

'I thought the car was amphibious!'