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Welcome to the lower grade concert. We will premiere an avant garde song cycle with unexpected solos, parts of melodies that may seem vaguely familiar and musicians who leave the stage for no apparent reason. Enjoy!

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Cycling with a harp case

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

Musician's Fishing Trip

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Xylophone Icicles.

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Cornucopia Horns.

The Barber of Tulsa, a regional opera that closed opening night.

Crunk

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

Pianist

'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"Too bad we're on hole sixteen."

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Guide to Musical Instrument Fish

Clarinet Playing Hunter

'I thought the car was amphibious!'

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

One of the dangers of being new to online banking.

Painting into a corner.