Quirkyness Pillows

The Stand-about society.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Great British Eccentrics.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Hats and Food

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Victorian Gentleman

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Real Estate Personals

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"I beg to differ."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"He's a fussy eater."

Bald man with a brush on his head

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."