Quirky Personalities Pillows

'You'll have to excuse my brother. He's a little different.'

Monster Club. It's difficult to get this entire group to a ball game. Yeah, Dracula will go only on bat day. King Kong has to be in the upper deck. Jekyll and Hyde only go to double-headers. There must be a full moon for the werewolf to go. And of course The Hulk will only sit atop the Fenway Park left field wall. Yeah, he loves the green monster! Red Sox.

"I want some boxer shorts."

Joe couldn't shake off Ruby... his elderly stalker.

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

We have a lot in common. I'm free range and he's off the leash.

Great British Eccentrics.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Victorian Gentleman

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Real Estate Personals

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"I beg to differ."

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

Bald man with a brush on his head

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"He's a fussy eater."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

She was always an introvert.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."