Quirky Personalities Pillows

'You'll have to excuse my brother. He's a little different.'

"I want some boxer shorts."

Joe couldn't shake off Ruby... his elderly stalker.

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

We have a lot in common. I'm free range and he's off the leash.

Great British Eccentrics.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Victorian Gentleman

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Real Estate Personals

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

"I beg to differ."

"He's a fussy eater."

Bald man with a brush on his head

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

A cocktail in a tuba

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"