Quirky Folks Pillows

"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Best before 65 million BC.

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Advanced footsie

Inappropriate Snowmen

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Prickly Pair

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

Prison Romance.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Real Estate Personals

"Don't tell him anything."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Bald man with a brush on his head

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Cupid