Quirky Friends Pillows

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Backfire

The practical psychopath

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Penguin Remote

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

Giraffe Selfie

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"This does not make us friends."

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

"He's a fussy eater."

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Love is Love

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

'Stop worrying, he said he's bring his new friend he's met recently.'

"Just between you and me, clowns creep me out, too."

"Let's flip for it, heads I win, tails, you lose."

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

"What they hell are we looking at."