Quiz Quirk Pillows

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"And the first question is. . . What the f**k are you looking at. . ??"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Before the Internet

Miss America IQ Pageant

Funky Facts: Football.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Examinations.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Spot Quiz....

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Quiz Night...

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"What would you like me to play next?"

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

I love being right.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"And here are today's categories...."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'