Quiz Quirk Gifts

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"And the first question is. . . What the f**k are you looking at. . ??"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Before the Internet

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Miss America IQ Pageant

Funky Facts: Football.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Examinations.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Spot Quiz....

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

Quiz Night...

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"What would you like me to play next?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

I love being right.

"And here are today's categories...."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Spot the fur ball.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'