Quirky Quiz Taker Gifts

Christmas Quiz.

Funky Facts: Football.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Ostrich Curoisities

'Is the water cold?'

"What would you like me to play next?"

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

First and last day as census taker...

Essay Paper.

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

How do they know me so well?

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

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