Quirky Questionnaire Taker Gifts

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Funky Facts: Football.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Do Guns Kill?

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Ostrich Curoisities

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"What would you like me to play next?"

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

First and last day as census taker...

Essay Paper.

'One of his spectacles is bigger than the other!'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

God hounded by the media.

'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."