Quirky Questionnaire Enthusiast Gifts

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Do not fold, bend or staple your questions...

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Funky Facts: Football.

Senior Jeopardy!

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Spot Quiz....

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"What would you like me to play next?"

Ostrich Curoisities

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Spot the fur ball.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

The Mom quiz show

Pandemic Jeopardy

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

First and last day as census taker...

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Shall I put that down as a 'Don't Know' then?"

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"