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Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Do not fold, bend or staple your questions...

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Funky Facts: Football.

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

"What would you like me to play next?"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

The Mom quiz show

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

Pandemic Jeopardy

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

First and last day as census taker...

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."