Quirky Questioners Gifts

"Sorry to bother you, but these scraps aren't genetically modified are they"

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Funky Facts: Football.

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

Do Guns Kill?

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"What would you like me to play next?"

'Is the water cold?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

Expressions of mystery.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'A shocking report shows more marriages are ending in divorce than decapitation. Could this be the end of traditional marriage, as we know it? More on that. . .after the break!'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

'I like it.'

'One of his spectacles is bigger than the other!'

God hounded by the media.

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Don't look now Muriel. But that Polyphemus guy has been giving you the eye all night.'

Frequently Asked Questions