Quirky Quizzer Gifts

Laboratory tests to see if blood really is thicker than water.

"On the evening of May 8th, I was a) at the office b) out with friends c) at home murdering my wife."

Funky Facts: Football.

"What would you like me to play next?"

"Watt is the SI unit of power."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Best before 65 million BC.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'Is the water cold?'

Ostrich Curoisities

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"You've got termites."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"Dr. Sykes is our expert in anti-matter."

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

The Water Diviner

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'