Quirky Quizzer Gifts

Laboratory tests to see if blood really is thicker than water.

"On the evening of May 8th, I was a) at the office b) out with friends c) at home murdering my wife."

Funky Facts: Football.

"What would you like me to play next?"

"Watt is the SI unit of power."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Plant Parenthood...

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'Is the water cold?'

Ostrich Curoisities

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

"You've got termites."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

"Does this bird make me look fat?"