Quizzer At Heart Gifts

Pub quiz: '...How long before we get a decent menu in here?'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Before the Internet

Evolution Exam Results.

Miss America IQ Pageant

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Funky Facts: Football.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Examinations.

Senior Jeopardy!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Spot Quiz....

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"What would you like me to play next?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Actually it's quite nice. It's just that I don't think I'm your dad."

Spot the fur ball.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'