Quiz Queen Gifts

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic - can you find a way to make it all about you?"

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Miss America IQ Pageant

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Funky Facts: Football.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Spot Quiz....

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Quiz Night...

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

I love being right.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Spot the fur ball.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"And here are today's categories...."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."