Quiz Contestant Gifts

"I'm afraid 'b*****d if I know' just won't do..."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Funky Facts: Football.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Spot the fur ball.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

The Mom quiz show

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

At the celebrity jobcentre...

Pandemic Jeopardy

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

'Please join us.'

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...