Quiz Contestant T-Shirts

"I'm afraid 'b*****d if I know' just won't do..."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Funky Facts: Football.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Spot the fur ball.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Bob Monkhouse

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

The Mom quiz show

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

'Please join us.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."