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Question - 'What does 'DVD' stand for?' Reply - 'Dick Van Dyke.'

"No conifering, please."

'Exams are not like they were in my day.'

'Would you like me to take 'Mr & Mrs Smith' as your final answer?'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Evolution Exam Results.

Before the Internet

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Senior Jeopardy!

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"Smart Arse"

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

'There are ten questions on this quiz. Each is worth 20 points.'

Funky Facts: USA.