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'And who are your chosen subjects?'

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Noel Edmonds.

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic—can you find a way to make it all about you?"

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

"As it's obvious this is a pre-virus repeat episode, and you professing to be so bright. . . why don't you know any of the answers?"

At the celebrity jobcentre...

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"Cyril Barratt, Tax Inspector, Specialist Subject the Spanish Inquisition."

'However, if you miss the question...'

Robots outwitting humans.

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

'You only say 'Bank' before a question on 'The Weakest Link', Mr Smith'

Who wants to be a milliner.

"Once again, the answer is no."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

The Mom quiz show

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

Robert the Brucie.

Alternative Game Shows: Shooting Stars

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."