Quiz Show Host Gifts

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

'No! The bully in Tom Brown's Schooldays was called 'Flashman' not 'Paxman'.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Noel Edmonds.

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic—can you find a way to make it all about you?"

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

Gandalf, Host of Mastermind

"As it's obvious this is a pre-virus repeat episode, and you professing to be so bright. . . why don't you know any of the answers?"

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Academic Jeopardy - "This was Titian's favorite after-dinner dessert."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"Cyril Barratt, Tax Inspector, Specialist Subject the Spanish Inquisition."

Jeopardy's Watson

'However, if you miss the question...'

Robots outwitting humans.

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

'You only say 'Bank' before a question on 'The Weakest Link', Mr Smith'

Stephen Fry

Who wants to be a milliner.

Big Quiz. -900. +4800. +7230. Ernie, can you believe he calls himself a "smart appliance"?

"Once again, the answer is no."

New Jeapardy! Host

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."