Quiz Team Member Gifts

'Can we have a starter for ten, please?'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Before the Internet

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Funky Facts: Football.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Examinations.

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"And here are today's categories...."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Spot the fur ball.

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'