Quizmaster In Training Gifts

The Clever Clogs Quiz: Procrastination.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Could I ask just one question?"

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Senior Jeopardy!

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Spot Quiz....

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"And here are today's categories...."

Spot the fur ball.

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'