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The Clever Clogs Quiz: Procrastination.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Senior Jeopardy!

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Spot Quiz....

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"And here are today's categories...."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Spot the fur ball.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

'Relax. This is only a test.'