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"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Senior Jeopardy!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Spot Quiz....

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"And here are today's categories...."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Spot the fur ball.

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"Smart Arse"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."