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Jeremy Paxman

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"And here are today's categories...."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Spot the fur ball.

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

The Mom quiz show