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Pub Quiz: 'Question one. How many childish arguments are we going to have tonight?'

"You are David Richards. Your chosen topic tonight is dinner party conversation and your time starts now...How long did it take to get here and by what route?"

'My mind's gone blank.'

Gus suddenly realised that his memory could make him rich

University Challenge - School of Hard Knocks.

'It's Chris Tarrant - do you know anything about Egytpian pottery?'

"George, a photoshop user from London, is that your finalfinalfinalfinal answer?"

"Welcome to the hard bar quiz. Question number 1: who are you looking at...?"

"Mr Smith, your special subject is sexism - what can a woman driver not do?"

Mastermind - "You've chosen rail ticket conditions 1998-99."

"So when do we visit the Kent coast for our next convention? Please vote Deal, or no Deal."

It's academic

The Mom quiz show

Spot Quiz....

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

Name That Salary

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"Sire, the triviameister with the bimonthly quiz."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Funky Facts: Football.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Senior Jeopardy!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'