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"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Before the Internet

Evolution Exam Results.

Miss America IQ Pageant

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Funky Facts: Football.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Spot Quiz....

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"What would you like me to play next?"

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Graph to find your IQ

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"And here are today's categories...."

Spot the fur ball.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."