Quiz T-Shirts

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

Who knocked down the Walls of Jericho? Why do I always get the blame?

'No, I do not know who had a number one hit with Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep.'

A cat will toy with a mouse before the kill. "What's the capital of mali?"

'Well here's your final pub quiz question: Whose is the blonde hair on your jacket?' (wife to husband).

Realistic pub quiz.

Pub Quiz - 'Question 5: Where are all the contestants?'

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"So when do we visit the Kent coast for our next convention? Please vote Deal, or no Deal."

Pub Quiz.

Funky Facts: Football.

"Mr Smith, your special subject is sexism - what can a woman driver not do?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Evolution Exam Results.

Before the Internet

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Examinations.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

Quiz Night...

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'