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"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."

Name that artery.

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

Before the Internet

'The Science Channel's started a new quiz show -- 'The Carbon-Dating Game.''

NHS Sex Quiz

'I'm calling my one remaining 'life line'.'

"It's a new tv quiz show."

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

"And your chosen subject?"

Funky Facts

"This is a test. This is only a test. Question #1..."

"Eyes on your own fingers!"

Academic Jeopardy: "The average wave in a sea of doubts measures this height."

"This is our new smart TV. It only switches on for University Challenge."

"George, a photoshop user from London, is that your finalfinalfinalfinal answer?"

"A pop quiz on the sun. Whose bright idea was that?"

"Your blood type is A+? Well, I suppose I could have gotten that if I had studied for my blood test, too."

University Challenge with digital assistants.

Christmas Quiz - Which Does Not Belong?

Who wants to be a millionaire? - "Brilliant! Now I can buy a one bedroom flat in Stoke Newington!"

Robots outwitting humans.

'Your dad can't go on there-the miserable git hasn't got any friends to phone!'

'You only say 'Bank' before a question on 'The Weakest Link', Mr Smith'

"Hello, Bob? Chris Tarrant, from 'Who wants to be a millionaire?"

'Would you like me to take 'Mr & Mrs Smith' as your final answer?'

'Please join us.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I'll take 'Remembering things from more than 8 seconds ago' for $200, please."

"Once again, I'm afraid the correct answer is 'nothing, just my wireless earbuds'."

Mega Quiz. What's the most popular wind instrument? The air guitar.

The Big ? I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was "minotaur," not "cowboy."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."