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'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Before the Internet

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Funky Facts: Football.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Spot Quiz....

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Quiz Night...

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

I love being right.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"And here are today's categories...."

Spot the fur ball.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

The Mom quiz show

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"