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"Those were the toughest tryouts I've ever had. Everyone has shown great improvement, but I only have one slot open. Congratulations, Gracie! You're the newest member of our academic decathlon team!"

"What if I'm actually gifted, and first grade just didn't challenge me enough? Maybe I should just skip second grade altogether and go directly to grade four."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Before the Internet

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Funky Facts: Football.

Examinations.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Spot Quiz....

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Quiz Night...

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

I love being right.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"And here are today's categories...."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."