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"And now Adrian is going to do a couple of P.S.A.T. practice pages for us."

'What about number two?'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Examinations.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Sub Editor

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

'You're hired. Go figure.'

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

Cool 3-D screen.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"Mum, Dad, my pocket money could do with some quantitative easing please."

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Music Quiz

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

It's academic

'Of course you're all for animal testing. You always get straight A's.'

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'