Exam Whiz Gifts

"And now Adrian is going to do a couple of P.S.A.T. practice pages for us."

'What about number two?'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Examinations.

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

Sub Editor

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

'You're hired. Go figure.'

Cool 3-D screen.

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

"Mum, Dad, my pocket money could do with some quantitative easing please."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

Ernest Hemingway

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

Music Quiz

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"