Test Whiz Gifts

'Of course you're all for animal testing. You always get straight A's.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Nerd tryouts.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Examinations.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Math Teacher

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

'You're hired. Go figure.'

Cool 3-D screen.

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

1080P New Year's Resolution

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Baseball manager shows pitcher complicated charts.

It's academic