It Whiz Gifts

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

"This is the moment all tech guys hate! When we tell someone their computer can't be saved."

The first car accident.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Examinations.

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Math Teacher

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

The Invention of the Wheel

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need both hands for steering.'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Music Quiz

Johann Strauss

It's academic

Millipede motorist

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"