It Whiz Gifts

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"I realise children are learning to use computers at an early age, but this is outrageous!"

"This is the moment all tech guys hate! When we tell someone their computer can't be saved."

The first car accident.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Examinations.

Math Teacher

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

The Invention of the Wheel

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need both hands for steering.'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

First Speeding Fine.

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Music Quiz

It's academic