Wheel Whiz Gifts

'If this works, it'll change everything. We could open a casino.'

'It belonged to an elderly gatherer who only used it on Sundays!'

The first car accident.

'So much for the wheel - Now to invent the CASINO!'

"Kinda wimpy. But...with tinted windows...and 18-inch luxury chrome wheels...and a spoiler! Totally guy!"

'Ugh! I TOLD Thak it needed balancing!'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

'It's a cement mixer.'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

Caveman and the wheel.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

First Speeding Fine.

Millipede motorist

The Invention of the Wheel

"I'm going to call it zero."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"That's the one I like best, but everyone else seems to like the other one."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

"You keep impeccable time."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Math Teacher

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'