Wolf Whiz Gifts

"And Darren's invited us all over Sunday morning to meet his family."

The first car accident.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

The Invention of the Wheel

Prawn Amend

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

First Speeding Fine.

The Connoisseur.

Millipede motorist

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Johann Strauss

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

"Why do we lose our leaves in the fall - I'm cold all winter."

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

"Do you mind?"

'All your wines are so old. Don't you have any that are fresh?'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'