Scooter Whiz Gifts

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

The first car accident.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Math Teacher

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need both hands for steering.'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

A drone laying an egg

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Millipede motorist

First Speeding Fine.

Exercise Car.

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

"Your orders are burning up the system. I love it!"

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."