Scooter Whiz Pillows

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

The first car accident.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Math Teacher

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

The Invention of the Wheel

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need both hands for steering.'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

First Speeding Fine.

A drone laying an egg

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Millipede motorist

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

Exercise Car.

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

"Your orders are burning up the system. I love it!"

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

"Yes, my automatic starter has the technology to start your car as well. I'll show you. Honey! Go start her car!"